I'm No April Fool!
I did NOT sleep well last night. First, I couldn’t fall asleep. It was because my “wheels were spinning.” I kept thinking of things I had to do – change my address on more websites, call the movers to confirm, etc., etc., etc. When I finally fell asleep it must have been around 3:00am.
Then, at 7:30am, the guy downstairs was very noisy, and it took me a while to fall back to sleep. When the alarm went off at 9:00am, I was exhausted. I called Eric, we spoke for a few minutes, and then set the alarm to go off again at 10:00am. I had to be out of the house by 11:00am to go to the luncheon in HR.
I got there on right on schedule and we had a really great time. I got a cryptic email from Elsa this morning, telling me to “pretend I like tequila,” which I knew had something to do with April Fool’s. The girls in HR LOVE to have a good time and take every opportunity to have fun. Whether it’s Halloween, a birthday, or April Fool’s Day, they are always thinking of something!
The first thing I noticed when I got to HR was a trail of small plastic wind-up animals on the floor all around Stacie’s desk. Then, I looked into Michelle’s office and saw about 100 empty plastic water bottles standing all over the floor.
I later found out that Stacie bought a bunch of crickets and put them (in a box) in the ceiling of Karen’s office, so that they would chirp and she’d wonder what the hell was going on. I don’t know if they ever did chirp, because she was told they’d only chirp if they were calm, and I guess being shoved in a box in the ceiling got them nervous, because they were totally quiet while I was there!
Now, it was finally time to go into the HR conference room. They had ordered in from OGGI’S, a great pizza and salad place. There was a big spinach salad with goat cheese, and a Greek salad, along with a vegetarian pizza, a pizza with pepperoni, and garlic knots. They apologized for the “San Diego” pizza and said I’d soon be eating NY pizza again, but I told them I had absolutely no problem with the pizza in California, and enjoyed it from many different establishments!
On the conference table they also had a small bar set up. There was a bottle of lemon-flavored vodka, tequila, and a bunch of shot glasses, along with a blender. They also had lots of cups lined up for some kind of drinking game with quarters. I found out very quickly that they were trying to fool Karen, the boss, into thinking we were drinking on the job.
They asked who wanted a shot of vodka, and several of us took shot glasses and Mary Kate filled them up with the vodka, which was really water. When I did my shot, I made a face and pounded on the table and then said, “Lemony!!!” The whole room was laughing, mostly because they knew I was acting, but Karen was very nervous. You could see she was uncomfortable, because this was certainly against the rules, but at the same time, she’s good friends with all the girls, and I think maybe she kind of thought it was a joke.
Suddenly, Stacie yelled, “April Fools!!!!!” and everyone burst out laughing and Karen was VERY relieved! As always, we had a lot of laughs and it was a great lunch. They even gave me a doggie bag of salad and a garlic knot to take home for dinner!
The girls also gave me a gift bag with souvenirs from the firm. When you’ve worked there for six months you get an aluminum travel mug (it’s really fancy) with the firm’s logo. When you’ve been there a year you get a canvas and leather portfolio with a pad and pen. They gave me those items in a tote bag made from CAPRI SUN juice packs. You know those bags – they’re not boxes, but more like a fabric/foil bags and some ingenious person made them into a tote! It’s SO cute and colorful. They knew I’d like it, because they know I’m totally into recycling!
They also gave me a beautiful card, which they all signed. They wrote the sweetest things in there and I was really touched. They all said they want to come to NY to visit me, and want me to come back to SD to visit them. When I think that I only worked for the firm for 10 months, and only worked with them in HR for about 5 months, it really means a lot that they took the time to do all this for me. Most of them are on FACEBOOK and we promised we’d all keep in touch – and Facebook makes it so easy!
After I left I drove straight back to the apartment, changed, and headed out again to get a pedicure. My toes were a mess and I really needed one! It’s always a very relaxing process for me, which I thoroughly enjoyed. When I was done, I told Tina, who has been doing my manicures and pedicures at HAPPY NAILS for about a year, that this would be my last time, since I was moving back to NY. She just looked at me, giggled and smiled.
It seemed like such an inappropriate response, so I said, “Do you understand what I’m telling you?” She smiled, giggled, and nodded, so I guess she did! Anyway, it was not the response I was expecting. I know she really liked me, because she was always so happy when I made my appointments, or when I walked in the door (I’m easy, and a big tipper!). When I told Eric, he was laughing, and he said she probably had no idea what I was talking about. I’ll never know!
After that, I drove through Starbucks and then came back to the apartment to pack some more. I worked for a while and then watched HEROES and took a nap. When I woke up, I had my Greek salad and garlic knot for dinner and watched LIE TO ME (really excellent, as always), AMERICAN IDOL (happy with the elimination results) and AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL (kind of happy with the elimination results).
I love ANTM, and I love Tyra. She’s the real deal. On last week’s episode, one of the models threw another model “under the bus” and was really out of line. Although she takes great pictures, and is absolutely gorgeous (I loved her up until that point), Tyra put her in the bottom two and explained that “you don’t take another girl’s money.” What she meant is that you can be as competitive as you want, but don’t do something intentionally to make another model get eliminated. I really respect that she did that, even though I wanted the girl to go home and Tyra gave her another chance.
So, I can't believe it's really April 1st! Today is the anniversary of the day I opened my shop in 2002. This year has flown by so quickly and I can’t believe I’ll be heading home in just 10 days. Lately, Eric has been so happy, so light-hearted, with such an easy laugh. It makes me so happy that he’s doing so well and feeling so good. We both don’t know how much longer he’ll be working, as a lay-off still seems to be hanging over his head, but we discussed it and said the only thing that matters right now is that we will soon be back together again. He said that when we’re together, everything will be great, and we’ll be fine. I know he means it, and that means the world to me.